Through the careful extraction and sequencing of DNA from our subject, Jack Murphy, the esteemed team house presenter, our research team has achieved a groundbreaking breakthrough. By splicing his genetic material with that of a giraffe, we were able to successfully produce a fully functional humanoid-giraffe hybrid. This astonishing creation possesses both the cognitive abilities of a human and the towering stature and adaptive traits of a giraffe. The Lizard Force initiative continues to push the boundaries of science, blending species to redefine the very essence of evolution.
